Celeste Ballard“Tapes (Lordy),” DJ Khaled featuring the James Comey Testimony and other Candidates for Song of…If you look at the venn diagram of POLITICS and POP MUSIC you will find at the center the most recent humor piece I wrote for The New…1 min read·Jun 27, 2017----
Celeste BallardProtest Chants for the Tax March at Coachella via The New YorkerThere’s a Tax March at Coachella tomorrow, so I wrote protest chants for all the woke bros and babes who will be there. Check it out in The…1 min read·Apr 14, 2017----
Celeste Ballard“Everything is Food”: Posts From My Dog’s Food BlogSmall Garden Lizard3 min read·Apr 4, 2017----
Celeste BallardinThe HairpinUnited Airlines Won’t Let Teen Girls in Leggings Ruin Your Inflight ExperienceBecause all customers matter.3 min read·Mar 27, 2017--4--4
Celeste BallardYour Morning Resistance Routine For The Trump Presidency8AM: Wake up. Massage jaw to release tension from grinding.2 min read·Mar 27, 2017----