Celeste Ballard“Tapes (Lordy),” DJ Khaled featuring the James Comey Testimony and other Candidates for Song of…If you look at the venn diagram of POLITICS and POP MUSIC you will find at the center the most recent humor piece I wrote for The New…Jun 27, 2017Jun 27, 2017
Celeste BallardProtest Chants for the Tax March at Coachella via The New YorkerThere’s a Tax March at Coachella tomorrow, so I wrote protest chants for all the woke bros and babes who will be there. Check it out in The…Apr 14, 2017Apr 14, 2017
Celeste Ballard“Everything is Food”: Posts From My Dog’s Food BlogSmall Garden LizardApr 4, 2017Apr 4, 2017
Celeste BallardinThe HairpinUnited Airlines Won’t Let Teen Girls in Leggings Ruin Your Inflight ExperienceBecause all customers matter.Mar 27, 20174Mar 27, 20174
Celeste BallardYour Morning Resistance Routine For The Trump Presidency8AM: Wake up. Massage jaw to release tension from grinding.Mar 27, 2017Mar 27, 2017