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Ceorl Onlyone

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    Tradition

    It’s tradition. Kind of like Female Genital Mutilation, Fraternity Hazing, Cannibalism, Bull Fighting, Dog Fighting, Human and Animal…It’s tradition. Kind of like Female Genital Mutilation, Fraternity Hazing, Cannibalism, Bull Fighting, Dog Fighting, Human and Animal Sacrifice, Slavery, Stoning. It’s tradition, so it’s ok. Today approximately 250 bottlenose dolphins met with tradition. After being herded into a tiny cove, and terrorized for several days, the last of the dolphins were dispatched by “fishermen” (dolphins are NOT fish btw) who drove metal rods into their blowholes.
    Ceorl Onlyone2 min read
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    Tradition

    It’s tradition. Kind of like Female Genital Mutilation, Fraternity Hazing, Cannibalism, Bull Fighting, Dog Fighting, Human and Animal…
    Ceorl Onlyone2 min read
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      The Dream I Had

      The crowd of the Saved, jostling each other in the massive shining hall despite being only semi-tangible (another Heaven thing which doesn…
      Tad Williams3 min read

        What my old-ass dog taught me about everything.

        Sixteen years ago, Clinton was in in office. Google was still a month away from launching. And a big, clumsy hound dog named Clyde was born…
        Matt McDermott3 min read

          For the Girl Who Can’t

          I checked into the Emergency Room for the girl who couldn’t walk through the door.
          Danielle Campoamor4 min read