Caleb Fietsam
My dad's a better righter than me.
The Destroyer of Planet(s)
A Pop Quiz about a Cosmic Being
- Where do you spend your Friday nights?
- A: Consuming galaxies
- B: Swimming laps in a black hole
- C: Picking out what to where for when you leave the Milky Way tonight so you can impress that cute celestial you’ve had your eye on
- D: Sunbathing on the Sun
2. What is the one thing you fear most?
- A: Losing all sense of self
- B: Spiders
- C: Humans
- D: Spiders
3. If you could have one wish granted, what would it be?
- A: The entirety of Scrubs on dvd and bluray
- B: A pet shooting star
- C: To be free of this endless immortality
- D: Two tickets to a Beyoncé concert
4. What is your favorite joke?
- A: Existence
- B: Existence
- C: Existence
- D: Existence
5. where is your favorite location?
- A: Running my fingers through Saturn’s rings
- B: Hopping from meteor to meteor in a belt
- C: Digging craters on various moons
- D: Mars, so pranks can be played on Opportunity
