A found poem compiled from August’s alternative fact headlines

Chad Parenteau
Sep 1 · 1 min read

100% fake Obama birth certificate!

Trump catches more swamp creatures!

Trump evicts swamp creatures with Epstein videos!

Atmosphere collapsing! Ice Age started!

Dayton shooter died in 2014! Panic scrubbing of web!

They can use your data against you anytime!

Dead man Epstein tells all tales to reporter before his death!

The calm before the storm! Google insider hands feds everything!

Epstein still alive and Barr knows!

Guess what the NWO has planned?!?

Two investigations concludes nukes used on 9/11!

Duplicate Pentagon appears in Brazil rain forest!

Witness says what went on under Epstein’s dome!

Hilary next! Do we have more than we know?!?

Who visited Jeffrey Epstein in just days before he was suicided?!?

Something strange is going on in America!

Chad Parenteau

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