Post-its have also been known to remove chronic stock photo watermarks that may follow you around inexplicably. May contain traces of gluten, lactose and nuts.

A post-it a day, keeps the mediocrity away

Charlie Gedeon
Sep 7, 2018 · 2 min read

Every time that you put an idea down on a post-it, you prove that you are on your way to becoming a designer. This incredible discovery is called design thinkolism.

100 post-its means you’re a designer. Every post-it after that counts towards special statuses such as Great designer, Mega designer, Ultra designer, Cosmic designer, and a final legendary status that is only whispered about in rumors.

Of course, the path to these statuses is not a linear progression. That would be ludicrous. Only exponential things are allowed to be spoken of after a decree in 2016 from Thought Leader the Great III following the successful exist of his/her/hir/hirs start-upward selling AI-chain Uber-for-AirBnb photo editor app-site.

Now that the chart which proves this to be true is shown, I have earned my credibility as a scientific thinker and can proceed to share an important storytelling moment with you:

An Ultra designer named Androgynous Cis-righteous woke up a non-designer in 2014. Fe was only 14 years old and whilst talking to fis poly-bi-queer friend-bot discovered a podcast hosted by a Cosmic designer who was sharing 10 secrets to becoming an Ultra in under 4 weeks. After listening to 140 episodes a week, sleeping only 2 hours a day in a polyphasic Uberman cycle and eating exclusively macadamia nuts blended with sulforaphane, Androgynous was able to achieve fis goal. Fe was now an Ultra that was ready to —

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Charlie Gedeon

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Human, automation nerd, interaction designer, writer. Growth @ Dops AI | Special Initiatives @ District 3

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