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Charles Metzner

Charles Metzner

In Anticipation…

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Feb 1, 2023

Feb 1, 2023

Charles Metzner

Find a Hill and DIE on It

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Feb 1, 2023

Feb 1, 2023

Charles Metzner

Don’t Sweat the Little Stuff…Not Even Your Dick.

It HAS been awhile, and surely you’re grateful for it, but paradise comes only in small morsels, and — this time around (for a change) —…

Nov 29, 2022

Nov 29, 2022

Charles Metzner

Spin Frienemies and Influence Sheeple, People!

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Mar 12, 2022

Mar 12, 2022

Charles Metzner

Candace, Crises, and Conservatism

So, I watched Candace’s rant from end to end. Thrice. I’m not sure at what point my friends felt she’d said anything beyond the pale. I am…

Jun 8, 2020

Jun 8, 2020

Charles Metzner

Dance With the One That Brung Ya

I don’t need to give you a recap. Thanks to the internet everybody already knows, despite being sequestered by the prolific germ COVID-19…

Jun 1, 2020

Jun 1, 2020

Charles Metzner

Michael Bloomberg’s “Pledge” of up to $1 Billion for the Democratic Nominee

I may simply copy this post and repost it every week. The capitalist titan we all know and, well, know made a tentative pledge of a billion…

Apr 17, 2020

Apr 17, 2020

Charles Metzner

Donald Trump Knocks the WHO with His Own Eminence Front

As I’m sure is no surprise to anyone who accidentally happens to read this missive our president today decided to cease funding the World…

Apr 16, 2020

Apr 16, 2020

Charles Metzner

Your Attention Span Is for $#!†

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Mar 29, 2020

Mar 29, 2020

Charles Metzner

“ — I’m Sorry, but Earth Is CLOSED Today.” — Tony Stark/Ironman

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Mar 23, 2020

Mar 23, 2020

Charles Metzner

Charles Metzner

Proponent for political reform. Beholder of a planet and culture in irrevocable decline. Orthodox agnostic: I don’t know, and you don’t either.

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