Someone Please Pass This Note To Chris Brown .

Wait a minute? This is real?!?

Fuck that bitch.

So I was on a crowded subway car this morning and a pregnant white lady got on the train. This black kid, sitting with someone that looked like his grandfather, made a motion like he was about to get up. The old man quickly grabbed his shoulder and pulled him back down.

TAXES, FLINT AND FERGUSON

One of my ex-wives had a phrase she used to use all the time. It was “Cheap Labor Conservatives.” She was under the opinion that…