Dear Lost Water Bottles…

Why do you desire to run away?

I’m not sure why but I have an immense issue with losing water bottles. They run away from me all the time. Perhaps I misplace them, but I think they just take off.

While I’m on this note, since we know the answer to my problems is just leaving it in my backpack always and not getting it out at random, these are the very best water bottles money can buy.

That one is vacuum sealed, insulated and the pour spout is incredibly ergonomic and easy to take a swig of water whenever you need it. Just buy one, or better yet, put them on subscribe and save and you’ll be so happy.