PinnedI absolutely fleeced my mom into getting a dogWell not really, but hear me out.Mar 27, 2024Mar 27, 2024
Pinned50 Things That Are Better Than SexForward (I love it spelled like this)Dec 20, 2021Dec 20, 2021
The Art of Disguise (Dining Alone)I happen to be in London for a few weeks working in my company’s office here. To cut to the chase, I don’t have a vast rolodex of contacts…Jul 21, 2024Jul 21, 2024
Christmas Eve- The BreakupA history of triumph, heartbreak, joy, and emotional exhaustionMar 15, 2023Mar 15, 2023
Update to The Social Contract — Emergency Sandwich MakersI live walking distance to one the trendiest of grocery stores possibly created. Imagine Beverly Hills Erewhon with an oversight committee…Dec 17, 2022Dec 17, 2022
Flight ThoughtsHaving an open seat next to you on the plane open is basically as good as flying private.Nov 7, 2022Nov 7, 2022
I am Married to my QuarterbackThe trials and tribulations of having an incredible, crazy, weird, and delusional long-term relationship.Jul 9, 2022Jul 9, 2022
Things I Noticed About Old People.Maybe more than kids my age, I have spent an incredible amount of time around old people. I am an only child and have spent the better half…Jan 23, 2022Jan 23, 2022
Grievance #1: Can We Please Abolish Saying “God Bless You” when someone sneezes?How did we get to this place where the sneeze warrants a blessing from God? More importantly, we have entered a social standoff by…Dec 20, 2021Dec 20, 2021
