How to do stuff (according to movies)

You’ve been doing it all wrong.

I’ve been watching a lot of movies lately, mainly because I’ve got a lot of deadlines and that seems to be a good way to deal with that.

However, while watching these movies, I suddenly realised I’m doing almost everything in my life incorrectly. Simple tasks I’d never questioned are, according to movies at least, completely and utterly wrong.

So, in order to further ignore my pending deadlines, I’ve made a series of easy to follow flow-charts for you, illustrating the correct way to do things, according to film and television.

And that’s it! Now you’ve got all the skills to be a completely normal person doing normal real life person stuff.