Jeff AlperFound Footage: AtlantaI have been to Atlanta. I was a teenager with floppy hair and the hot, sweet Georgia air made it nice and frizzy. I liked Atlanta. The…Aug 8, 2017Aug 8, 2017
Jeff AlperLeBron Almost Won Me Over, But…*****extremely Chris Broussard voice*******May 2, 2017May 2, 2017
Jeff AlperThe Surfer/Hooper IndexThe NBA is probably the most commercialized athletic event in the world. This makes it the most unlike surfing. But at its core, basketball…Apr 14, 2017Apr 14, 2017
Jeff Alper8 Things Klay Thompson Did After Scoring 60Klay Thompson just scored 60 points against the Indiana Pacers and yes, it was fucking awesome. It was one of the most un-human shooting…Dec 6, 2016Dec 6, 2016
Jeff AlperThe Case For D’Angelo Russell To Never Miss A Game Ever AgainD’Angelo Russell should never ever ever sit out an NBA game for the rest of his career OR just get contacts.Dec 1, 2016Dec 1, 2016
Jeff AlperJulius Randle: The Good CousinLast night something remarkable happened. A revelation of sorts, involving the nutcracker, Draymond Green.Nov 5, 2016Nov 5, 2016
Jeff AlperBarack Obama is Bobby Boucher is Barack ObamaHow Two Heroes Narratives Are Eternally ConnectedAug 10, 2016Aug 10, 2016
Jeff AlperThe other day, I heard someone say something about how if you’re white, and you are just saying…I agree with that. It’s not like this is new shit. It’s just that the Internet is bigger and louder than ever and the truths are pretty…Jul 15, 2016Jul 15, 2016
Jeff AlperReminiscing on Cluster — How I snuck into the premiere and took what was mineI scrolled through the doldrums of Instagram, and I saw that What Youth was offering free tickets to the premiere of their long anticipated…Jun 8, 2016Jun 8, 2016
Jeff AlperAdvice from a Failed English Major — Put your money where the words areI know absolutely nothing about anything financial. 401K. Four hundred and one thousand dollars of savings that goes into your bank account…Jun 7, 2016Jun 7, 2016