“Don’t worry about the future. Or know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind. The kind that blindsides you at 4 p.m. on some idle Tuesday.” - Baz Luhrmann

As my mom always says, “Stupider people than you have …” (fill in the blank). If a complete idiot can adult, you’re certainly going to adult very nicely.