I love to hate this city, but I’ll also probably never leave.

Coming upon my three-year anniversary as a New Yorker, I can confidently say I’ve been inducted into the society of colorful, loud-mouthed city-dwellers whom Buzzfeed loves to write about. The moment I knew I made it, I had just finished up a 10-minute monologue…

The population in New York is divided into two types of people: the locals and those who can never seem to get…