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All I remember about Siri were the screaming matches I had with her in the car as she failed to understand who I was trying to call or where I was trying to go over and over again and her snarky responses compounded on top of her failures as a functional digital assistant.

Fuck you, Siri. We’re never getting back together. Rot in your irrelevance.

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