Today my dog Buster escaped the yard (he does this frequently as he is an asshole). I ran through the house to the front yard where I find my daughter holding the dog out from her body gently shaking him

Ann- spit it out! Just spit it out!

Me- what, what what did he eat?!?

Ann- poop he is eating actual poop, he is chewing it..eww..ewww!! Buster spit it out

At this point I notice Buster is happily chewing away on what no doubt is some tasty shit and while wagging his tail happy. Ann is still freaking out and I can’t help but laugh. Because I don’t know about you but I’m sure as hell not digging actual shit out of my dogs mouth and my daughter’s utter horror at her precious Busters behavior is just enough to send me into a fit of giggles.
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