Cher MartinettiBlockedUnblockFollowFollowingManaging Editor @Blastrfangrrls. Columnist @Cracked. Previous stuff @IFC & @deathandtaxes @Uproxx.Aug 29, 20169:18 am. Yoga while watching latest Real Housewives of New Jersey; question Jacqueline’s motives. Move the rug-swaddled corpse to a dumpster behind Whole Foods. Buy chia seeds in bulk.Today’s VagendaSara Schaefer1.97K162It’s like you’re looking into the windows of my soul. Or my apartment. Either?