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Before you fly anywhere, Fed Ex or UPS your phone etc ahead! It may cost a couple bucks, however it’s well worth it! You can live a few hours without your 3rd hand! If you are that addicted to your phone etc, seek professional help immediately!

Buy a cheap throw-away phone and down-load nothing but anti-trump, TSA and Homeland Security cartoons! When Homeland Security/TSA wants to look at your through your phone give it to them and tell them they can have it! Make sure you pay cash for it! For your username/password, use your attorney’s name and telephone number!

By the way, when politican are flying home every week-end or around the world to exotic locations on your dime of course, do they have to hand over their phones and if not, why not?

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