Rhyme and Punishment

Ukeladies and Gentlemandolins

My fellow cellos and violins

I chordially invite you

To entertain

My string theory

My claim to fame

A guitarbitrary humdrumming

Of orchestranomical brain strumming

That keeps you out of treble

And safe from harmony

Exploring cymbolism

Of Ay Bee See

Ay toast

Bee cause

The key of C

Was misinterpreted

Entirely

And it bears repetition

That life’s simple composition

Is one big fated mystery

Conducted in the key of ‘we’

So raise your champagne flutes

Let’s start a neu

Rest assured!

I can’t duet alone