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Chris Lowman

Chris Lowman

Why I’m not surprised by police brutality (and you shouldn’t be either)

It’s been a long time in the making

Jul 1, 2020

law enforcement/military holding assault rifles

Jul 1, 2020

Chris Lowman

Why You Should Click Bate the Hell Out of Your Medium Articles

First glances are everything

Apr 23, 2020

Why You Should Click Bate the Hell Out of Your Medium Articles

Apr 23, 2020

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Satire Bible

A Man Meets Jesus, Receives Inspiration

In a part of the city, by the downtown district, in slang called tent city, lay a multitude of jobless — -homeless, drunk, and high. One…

Mar 28, 2020

A Man Meets Jesus, Receives Inspiration

Mar 28, 2020

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in
Satire Bible

The Golden Bull Market

When the elites saw that the CDC delayed in reporting their numbers, they all came to the task force and said,

Mar 27, 2020

The Golden Bull Market

Mar 27, 2020

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in
Satire Bible

Psalm 23 Millennial Translation

The Lord is my friend; I shall not scroll. He makes me lie down in safe spaces. He spreads avocado on my toast, He makes me woke. He leads…

Mar 24, 2020

Psalm 23 Millennial Translation

Mar 24, 2020

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Satire Bible

Jesus and the Leader’s Late Night Meeting

Now there was a man of the Boomers generation, a ruler of the nation. This man came to Jesus during the night and said,

Mar 23, 2020

Jesus and the Leader’s Late Night Meeting

Mar 23, 2020

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in
Satire Bible

The Birth of Coronials as Recorded in Matthew

Now the birth of “Coronials” took place in this way. When their parents had been sheltering-in-place, before they went back to work, the…

Mar 23, 2020

The Birth of Coronials as Recorded in Matthew

Mar 23, 2020

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in
Satire Bible

Jesus and the Woman at Costco

Jesus, tired from his travels, went into a Costco. It was just before closing. A woman pushing an empty cart passed by him. Jesus asked…

Mar 23, 2020

Jesus and the Woman at Costco

Mar 23, 2020

Chris Lowman
in
Satire Bible

The Fall of Man (Covid-19 Edition)

Now Covid-19 was craftier than any other virus circulating.

Mar 23, 2020

The Fall of Man (Covid-19 Edition)

Mar 23, 2020

Chris Lowman
in
Satire Bible

Jesus’s 40 days of Social Distancing

Then Jesus was guided by the government into his home to be tempted by Covid-19. After social distancing forty days and forty nights, he…

Mar 23, 2020

Jesus’s 40 days of Social Distancing

Mar 23, 2020

Chris Lowman

Chris Lowman

Aspiring translator. Father of two energizer bunnies. Husband to the amazing Breanna Lowman. www.SatireBible.com

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