How the US Government Tried to Troll Me
I’ve always considered myself to be smart, but overall pretty normal. I always knew that the world governments lied a lot, but I didn’t really know how deep their lies went. I always thought conspiracy theories were stupid until the summer of 2012.
I saw a really stupid video of a guy talking about “the illuminati” and how scary it was because there were buildings that looked like pyramids, etc. I didn’t take it seriously (as it was a dumb video) but I saw a related 9/11 video. I’d always heard that there were conspiracy theories about 9/11, but I never cared to look into it before this point as I thought they were stupid (and yes, a lot of the theories are stupid and completely fabricated).
I watched some of the 9/11 videos on Youtube but I didn’t form any conclusions as I really didn’t care besides watching it for entertainment.
Fast forward to the beginning of 2015, I’d just dropped out of high school and started my app development company. I had a lot of free time so I decided to start watching conspiracy videos again. This was because I wanted to figure out what the actual truth was regarding 9/11 among other conspiracies (keep in mind, almost all of the conspiracy videos are full of false information). I later came to find out that the government makes a lot of these conspiracy videos themselves to scare and confuse the public (not all of the conspiracy videos are made by the government of course).
At the time I lived in Santa Rosa, California, which as you may know, is somewhat close to the Bohemian Grove. I remembered watching the Alex Jones (who is a fraud and works for the CIA) video of him “infiltrating” the Bohemian Grove. In 2014, the son of my neighbor told me he’d worked there over the previous summer and that it was just a place for old people to do drugs and hang out (which turned out to be true more true than most of the online conspiracies).
I started watching more conspiracy videos, whether it was about vaccines and depopulation or the man that invented the water-powered car who was “poisoned” and died at Cracker Barrel (lol). At the time I was very confused as I didn’t understand why people were making these kinds of videos in the first place. I was trying to understand the motive.
One of my friends told me that one of his family friends was riding a boat down a river near the Bohemian Grove (with kids) and they apparently got too close and some men with guns came out and told them that they had to leave. I don’t know if this story is true but regardless, it further sparked my interest to learn what was going on.
I started telling my friends all of the things I was watching and reading about regarding the conspiracy theories. I felt that there was some truth to what was being said, but I remained skeptical as I didn’t know what to believe and what not to believe.
In May 2015, I went to Costa Rica for two weeks and on the way back, I stopped at the Dallas Fort Worth airport. I was sitting at a bar and some guy sat next to me who apparently worked on making ads for the Koch brothers. I started talking about different things regarding how a lot of the news is made of lies to scare the public. After a few minutes the bartender butted in and started talking about all of these crazy weapons that the military had. He first said that his dad was in the Gulf War and that his dad saw weapons that seemed like they were from movies. Later on his story changed and he started talking about his dad being in the Vietnam War (no, it was not that his “dad” was in both wars, he screwed up his story). I thought it was very weird but I also thought that it could’ve just been a mistake.
He then said he’d be right back and he left for about 5 minutes. During this time, a bald man with a suitcase sat four chairs down from me (with the original guy I was talking to right on my left). I immediately stopped talking about the conspiracy theories because I could tell the bald guy was listening (I believe he was some kind of CIA agent, a lot of these losers are bald by the way).
The bartender came back and I could tell in his tone that he’d done something that he had perceived to be “against” me (aka ratting on me). When I arrived in California later that day, there was a long note in my luggage that said they had searched my luggage for a “random” check. I’ve flown to almost 25 countries in the past two years, and all over the US before then, and I’d never received a note like this until then.
On July 18, 2015, I drove by the Bohemian Grove with my friends to see what it looked like from the outside. We then drove through other areas including Occidental. It eventually turned night time and we stopped at a restaurant that looked very old-fashioned. We walk up to the host and he says, “You guys don’t look like you belong here.” Even though we weren’t dressed fancily, I could tell he didn’t mean it in that way, he meant it as though we should leave.
We left and I dropped my friends off before I went home. The next day, I saw an older woman and a man walking by my house in Santa Rosa. I thought it was strange as she had a smirk on her face as if she were up to something bad. Later on, I walked to my car (which was 2 minutes away from my house in an outdoor parking lot). When I started reversing, she was right by the car smiling at me. I didn’t say anything and just left (as I thought it was just kind of creepy).
Throughout this time, I’d continued telling my friends about the things I was watching in the conspiracy videos, on one hand because I thought it was entertaining, on the other because I thought there could be some truth to it.
I noticed that certain conspiracy channels always stuck by saying certain things, and I could tell they were trying to make people fearful. In September 2015, I went to Alaska with my cousin. I happened to arrive in Anchorage right around the time that Obama was in town.
I went to a bar and met a cool black guy (yes his race is relevant to the story). We were talking for a bit, he told me that he was a soldier in the Invasion of Kuwait. He told me that they surrounded the border and none of the American soldiers had ammo in their guns. The main point was to not to fight, rather to come as a show of force with the intent of scaring the opposition.
During this conversation, two bald men walked by and ordered beers for themselves. They randomly approached the guy I was talking to (they were secret service agents profiling him), and they immediately started asking where he was from among other very strange questions. It sounded like they were politely interrogating him rather than having a normal conversation. When they left we both figured they were secret service doing a security check around the area.
After I got back from my trip, everything seemed fine.
Then on September 26 (I may be a 1–2 days off on the exact date), I was watching gaming Youtube videos. I had adblock, but this ad for Umpqua Bank kept appearing on my screen. The same ad kept showing on every video I’d watch. Not to mention, the ad was a very weird animated video that was reminiscent of I, Pet Goat II. I knew the ad was being shown to me on purpose to try and scare me. Not to mention, I knew something was wrong because I had Adblock and this ad was continuously playing on every video.
As someone who has hacked computers when I was 14, I know when someone is fucking with my computer. I went to bed and hoped that it would be over.
The next day I continued watching Youtube videos (not even conspiracy related), and the ad kept playing. I then made a Snapchat story telling my friends that this video kept appearing and the possible meaning behind it.
5 minutes later, someone rings the door bell. I check the peephole, it was a guy wearing aviator glasses with a button-down shirt. He knocked very hard on the door, then shoved a letter through the crack in the side of the door (the space between the door and wall). He was not a mailman.
I was in massive panic mode at this moment. I look at the letter, it’s from Umpqua Bank. I was too afraid to open it at first and I told my mom what was happening. She told me that it was a coincidence and that I was acting crazy. I asked if we could leave the house for a bit and so we went to a soccer field and I just tried to continue explaining. We went home after an hour or so and I opened the later. It was addressed to “Grayson Weatherly” and it showed an account balance of $0.00. It had some other numbers in the letter that were very suggestive. I’m not going to explain the numbers behind it because it doesn’t really matter and I can’t prove the meaning.
The entire day I am panicking and in massive fear. I went to sleep worrying that my family would be killed. The next day, my mom starts yelling at me. “Chris! What did you put in the water?”
In some of the conspiracy videos I’d watched, they talked about how they would try to poison people that spoke out with arsenic. I told her I didn’t change it. She also yelled at me for the temperature of the refrigerator changing to 44 degrees (which in gematria stands for “kill”). I panicked even more as I thought it was more evidence that I was about to get killed (although I was more worried for my family than myself).
My dad came over that night and they both said I needed to go get checked or that they’d call 911. I remember my dad saying, “What do you think is going on? Do you think you’re in the Matrix!”
I voluntarily went to the hospital the next day as my parents said they thought I was having mental issues after going vegan. The doctors did a blood test among other things and they said I was completely normal (as I expected).
Later in the day, I went to my car and there was a jacket and newspaper that I’d never seen before. The car was locked, and I knew I hadn’t put the newspaper there. The newspaper was called “Good Times.” The jacket was one that I’d never seen before. I brought it inside and my mom and ex-girlfriend told me that it was one of my friends (which I knew they were wrong). Just for the sake of being 100% sure, I showed my friends the jacket and it wasn’t any of theirs. Now I know you might say, oh, well maybe a friend pulled a prank on you, but the thing is, none of my friends had hung out with me during the last time I’d used the car and none of them had access to my car. I kept trying to find the meaning behind why someone left a jacket and newspaper in the car, but I realized that it only puts you in a hole of illogical thought. If these events occur, you must remember not to over think what happened and just know that they did it for the sake of fucking with you, and nothing more (don’t look for any meaning behind the numbers because even if you find some kind of meaning, it’s still just a troll attempt against you).
Now, one of the conspiracies I’d been telling my friends was that the school shootings on the news were faked. On October 1, 2015, Umpqua Community College had a school shooting. I realized that the Umpqua Bank ad I saw was a precursor to this new fake school shooting. This made me really scared because I knew that I was being targeted. Not to mention, I realized that I was being trolled for things that were now becoming actual news events (even if the events themselves were not legitimate).
I became very depressed and my parents thought I was making everything up (which made feel like I was alone in this). Some other things that happened were during the end of 2015:
- My Macbook would black out for 15 seconds, then come back, and do it at random times despite it being charged. It was someone RATing my computer (Remote Access Trojan) to screw with me. I use the word RAT to simplify what they did, but the truth is that the CIA doesn’t need to put a virus on your computer because they already have instant access to it at any moment (even if you have not committed any crimes).
- My phone would begin typing on Notepad by itself without me touching it. For those that say I accidentally touched my screen, sorry but you’re incorrect. Not to mention the letters and symbols typed were ones that mostly had accents, which means I would’ve had to hold my finger on the phone and select 10+ letters with accents. If you still think this was my doing and I didn’t realize it, I’m sorry but that’s your loss.
- My Snapchat messages would stay showing sent at 6 minutes ago for messages that had been sent far before. So it would show 3–4 messages just showing sent 6 minutes ago even though far more time had passed. I used a clock to test and make sure that it wasn’t just me, and I would also refresh the Snapchat page to make sure it wasn’t a glitch. Keep in mind, I had a very successful app development company and I’ve always known a lot about computers, and I can say without a doubt that this was done on purpose. The same as the refrigerator temperature being changed (no they did not change it by going in my house, they can remotely change the temperature, turn on lights, and many other things).
- I was with my mom and she looked my name up on Facebook. It showed a profile with my name except there was no profile picture, and it showed a post in the search results with the caption “I love you mom.” The picture was of a gravestone with my mom’s name on it. I never forgot that and the people responsible for that silly “joke” will pay far more than they ever could’ve imagined.
- I began having random people liking my pictures on Instagram that were showing freemasonic hand signs on their pictures. There were other accounts that I could tell were fake that added me on LinkedIn and Facebook. They would post very cult-like posts and overall were acting creepy on the purpose for the sake of trying to scare me.
- In April 2016, an article came out about my app development company Appsitude. In the article, I had lied and said we had $500k revenue in 2015 (it was actually $70k). One hour after the article was released, an article came out saying that a woman named “Chris Kelsay” in Guerneville was arrested for embezzling $500,000. The article “Chris Kelsay” was deleted soon after. I knew that this was not a coincidence. They were trying to scare me from lying to the press but I had no issues doing this because I knew how much they already lied (I was playing their own game). I also did this because I had a massive desire to succeed and get my family out of this situation. To me, I felt that I needed to make enough money to gain the power to fight back and save my family from any harm (and really the entire world). I legitimately thought that my family would die if I did not succeed. That, was why I was willing to do whatever I could to make sure that my family would make it through.
- After the September incident with Umpqua Bank, whenever I’d search videos on Youtube, it would always come up with conspiracy videos even if I searched something completely unrelated. My Google searches also had a similar thing happen.
In October 2015, I received a driver’s license with someone who’s birthday was exactly 33 years old to the date that it had arrived. The return address was a military base in Hawaii. For those that don’t know, 33 is the highest level of freemasonry and it’s used in the news and other places as a sign. For example, they said on the news that El Chapo escaped from prison with a 33 feet hole, this means (for those that know the numbers) that it was not a real event. El Chapo isn’t much more than an actor for the CIA, and he is not in jail, but that’s for another story.
Near the end of 2015, my mom told me that she had been feeling not so well and that she took a blood test. They found abnormally high levels of arsenic in her blood. This also scared me a lot but thankfully nothing bad happened from it.
In February 2016, I traveled around Europe and went to Barcelona for Mobile World Congress. When I got back to San Francisco in March, someone added me on Facebook. I forgot the name, but the entire account’s pictures were filled with protestors and “revolution” type pictures. I then received a message from the account saying “How was your trip?” I ignored the message, and then the next reply was “Don’t wanna talk?” (although the wording of the second message was a bit more aggressive). I deleted the messages because I would get scared any time I saw it.
In April 2016 I went on a short trip to Miami. When I was traveling back to California, the airport security took me into another area and did a full body pat down. They said it was random (although they looked at me as if I was a terrorist or something). I knew that I was now on a watchlist that stretched farther than just the CIA keeping an eye on me and trying to troll me in private.
In August 2016 I had just gotten back from a trip in Asia and I was at a hotel in LA. When I left the room and entered the elevator to check out, two guys in suits rushed into the elevator staring me down. One was build and the other was younger with slicked back hair and a suitcase. I said something along the lines of “is this the lobby floor?” and he reacted very rudely and said of course, but his tone also was nervous. I do not have proof but I believe they were CIA agents.
A few days later I was working on my computer in Urth Caffe in Beverly Hills. A random older man sat right across from me (out of the blue). He had a microphone on his chest which was attached to a device on the side of his waist. He also had earphones in one ear. He then says, “Do you go to Equinox gym?” And I said “Yes, how did you know that?” His reply was “Did you hear about the shooting today?”
I got the picture, I immediately took my laptop and left.
In November 2016, I met with some people from Saudi Arabia at a club in Beijing so that I could raise funding for Cazza. I was invited through a mutual connection. One of the people there told me that he was Saddam Hussein’s nephew. I believe this to be true as I was with very wealthy Saudis and they didn’t deny it when he said it.
Funnily enough, a few days later I received an email from an account that had a picture of an older Arab man, with a full resume that looked very fake and weird. It said he had worked in Afghanistan airfields among other things entirely in the Middle East. That in and of itself isn’t very suspicious, but instead of saying “Sincerely” at the bottom of the email, it said “Cooperative Intelligence Appreciated.” It was a subliminal recruiting attempt from the CIA.
In December 2016, I received a tweet saying something along the lines of “we know your company is a scam. you better stop.” The account was called “daddy” something, and I know that it was related to Breitbart and Milo Yiannopoulos (a combination of idiots). I’m not sure if they said this because I was exaggerating Appsitude’s revenues or if they actually thought that Cazza’s technologies were impossible to build (which would just prove even more that they’re idiots).
Ironically I ended up getting invited to the Pentagon in January 2017 for the possibility of building Cazza robots for the US military. I’m sure that made the CIA worry about how far I’d be able to make things go. My motivation was so deeply passionate that it was like the kid that had been bullied all his life in school, and he was ready to obliterate all of the bullies by achieving massive success in life. I was ready to take down the entire banking system among many other things for quite some time. I am thankful that now I am in the position to do so, and without their ignorance and attempts to emotionally harm me, I never let them win.
In February 2017 I went to the Dubai Future Accelerators program. In March, we received massive international press coverage for announcing our plans to build the world’s first 3D printed skyscraper. After this press release, there was a white bald man in a suit that would sit in the lobby every morning that I’d leave to go to walk to the Emirates Towers (where the Dubai Future Accelerators program was). He would always stare me down in a weird way. I also believe that he was a CIA agent. The Dubai government got very upset with us when they realized we sent a video of another company’s machine (which I did so that we could get in the program, and get press and gain leverage to raise funding for Cazza, which as I’ve said before, is exactly what happened). They also were freaking out because were making headlines across the world for our 3D printed skyscraper announcement and thought they’d look like fools. If they had more faith in me then all of the promises I made would’ve happened, but it turned out they were fools regardless.
Towards the end of April 2017, I was in India. Since I don’t really want to get too graphic about this, someone decided to put my sister’s face on online porn videos (specifically on pornhub.com). The first time I saw the thumbnail, I immediately found it very creepy and weird that someone would even think to put a 16 year old girl’s face on a porn video. It also showed me how hard they were trying to emotionally damage me. They used a normal video but morphed the faces to make it look very similar. They even used actors that had a similar hair styles that matched what her style was at the time (this happened more than once over the past year). I really didn’t want to post this part but it’s true and I feel that it’s important the world knows the full story, as this disgusting behavior will not be tolerated. The people responsible for this are also going to pay a lot in ways they didn’t think were possible.
Over the next months, most of the government harassment stopped. I was going through a deep depression and it’s possible they were still trying to mess with me, but I didn’t notice because I was too depressed to care.
In October 2017, I went to Miami with some friends for BET. This “troll” attempt was not meant for me alone, but it’s still important that I share it. We were walking around some bars and clubs when we saw police cars blocking off an area. People started saying that someone in the car was shot and killed. There was no blood, no gun shots, nothing, just police telling everyone that someone was killed there even though no one saw a body or anything. This further established my belief that the police set up fake events to scare partygoers about how “dangerous” the world is.
In November 2017, I was in an Uber and a man told me he was a freemason. I though it was weird that a freemason would be an Uber driver. He gave me his contact info and said feel free to reach out. I later learned from one of my friends who had freemason friends that this is a way of recruiting new members. No, I never joined the freemasons. I’m sure he was a nice person but I have no intent for joining any groups, especially that one.
Later in November, I went to Best Buy with my friend Cam. We were followed my secret shoppers the entire time, and a guy with an earpiece walked by us in the opposite direction when we left Best Buy. We kept walking and he happened to pass us again. We went to a McDonald’s for two hours and I had a deep conversation with my friend. The guy that walked by us when we left Best Buy came into the McDonald’s and sat near us. He then walked by us and left. A few minutes later, an old man who looked like he was in his 80s came in, followed by a bald man with glasses. He sat right in front of my table for at least an hour. He finished his sandwich in the first 15 minutes and continued to sit. The bald man stood by the entrance of the McDonald’s the entire time. Once the old man began walking to the exit, the bald man followed him out. The old man looked like a Rockefeller although I really can’t say for certain, I just know it was not a coincidence.
On December 8, 2017, I went to Rite Aid with my fiance to pick up a prescription. An older man with gray hair walked by and had a massive smile on his face (I could tell he recognized me). There was a bald guy behind him who looked distressed (I believe he also was in the CIA, and no, it’s not that every bald person is in the CIA, but it just so happens that a lot of them are).
I went to a yacht party the next day and this older man was there (keep in mind, this is not the one from McDonald’s). I told him I saw him the day before and he said, “No, but that’s funny you say that because I used to live by there.” At the yacht party, I noticed that a lot of the people there seemed to know who I was. Even though I have been on the press before, I am obviously not as famous as other celebrities, so I knew it was weird that they seemed to recognize me. At the yacht party, two of the guys there started talking about Evelyn Rothschild throwing a pinecone at someone’s face. They brought the story up in a nervous way as though it was a relative or someone they knew. I believe they were trying to gauge how I felt about these “Rothschildren” (lol). The guy that had stalked me at Rite Aid came with another person to my fiance’s yacht (we were in a larger group). I wanted to see what this guy’s deal was. He acted normal overall but at one point he began looking very nervous and told the guy he came with “I think we should get back to the boss.”
The guy he was with turned out to be someone I met in Ocean Park, Maine in the summer of 2012. This person told me I should invest $5,000 into a stock and that it’d “blow up” if I did it. Keep in mind, I’m not fucking stupid and I could tell he was trying to bait me so that there’d be a good excuse for me to be in jail. I could tell he had massive envy and wanted to see me fall. I believe he was a family friend of the “Rockefellers” and “Rothschilds” or something to that extent.
The next day when I got home (my fiance and I slept on the yacht), I opened my laptop and therewas on a Twitter page of the guy who had stalked me the two nights before. His profile name said Chris Kelsey but it was a picture of him. I showed it to my fiance so she knew I wasn’t crazy (because she thought some of the things I said were too crazy to believe). The day after this happened, an ad appeared on my LinkedIn feed from H&R Block. It was a stock photo except this man’s face was on it and he was pointing laughing at the camera in the image.
In December, my fiance’s Range Rover had been “broken into” although nothing was stolen. Everything was moved around. The car was locked and everything was fine, but we could tell that someone had gotten access into the car and was looking for something (not a thief).
On January 20, 2018, I went to jail for domestic violence and was at one point placed in an area with fake inmates (who were either freemasons or worked with freemasons). Check out My Jail Experiences if you want to learn more about what happened.
In May 2018 I had a Lyft driver began telling me his “epic” app idea. He then proceeded to explain the entire concept of Kelsey Coin (as if it were his own business, but he didn’t say the phrase Kelsey Coin). He looked very nervous and I could tell that he was set up to try and… I guess scare me. He told me that they already had the app done in a way as though he was trying to convince me that I shouldn’t do Kelsey Coin because they already made it (keep in mind I never told him about Kelsey Coin beforehand, he randomly brought it up). I had a few other Lyft/Uber experiences that I could tell were not normal drivers, but nothing very significant happened so it’s not worth mentioning here.
I want to mention that the reason I used the word “troll” for the title of this article because as you can tell, I never ended up dying and it all turned out to be a massive scare tactic to keep me from speaking out against the lies the of the government (and bankers, and others). The biggest thing I learned is that these people who acted against me are far more scared of me than I ever imagined (you think you’re the one in fear at first until you realize they’re messing with you because they’re the ones in fear).
The fears I felt over these past years were a reflection of their fears due to them being scared of me. Since learning this important lesson, it has helped keep me motivated to continue my path of changing the world for the better.
Do not ever let your life become consumed by conspiracy theories or fear of others because as I said, it’s meant to scare you on purpose. You must remember that there is no single person that is in absolute power, and if they say or make it seem as though they are, they are lying. They are lying because they are in fear and know that their bullshit can only last for so long because soon enough the rest of us will begin to realize and share the truth.
PS: There are some other events that happened as well but some of the people involved I feel are innocent and were only doing their job. Out of respect for them I have left their part of the story out. This is also because I want to focus my attention on calling out the scumbags who purposely worked against me for the sake of trying to make me fall instead of those who were looking out for me despite them being part of the organizations I hate. I am smart enough to understand that just because someone works for a company/group I hate, it doesn’t mean that all of the people in that organization are bad. I also have a strong belief that the good people who are in these organizations will soon do the right thing. The good guys may not always win in the short term, but that’s because they always win in the long term.