This blows: Dolphin outed as sex pervert in latest #MeToo report

Chris Slater
Sep 1, 2018 · 4 min read
An allegedly harmless dolphin, as seen on Shutterstock.

When Louis C.K. burst into the Comedy Cellar Aug. 26 and unloaded a surprise set on the unsuspecting patrons inside, many were left unsatisfied. Feeling his idea was half-cocked, several accused C.K. of pulling a boner — the salty, sticky taste of rage still on their faces, they couldn’t believe he had returned to the stage so soon.

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