9 Stages of Life

1. Infancy — I know everything, now feed me
2. Toddlerhood — I know everything, now let me try it
3. Adolescence — I know everything, leave me alone
4. Teenhood — I know everything, why don’t you?
5. College — I already know everything, why do they make me study this stuff?
6. Young Adulthood — I know everything, finally I get to show the world
7. Middle Age — I know everything, why is everyone cramping my style
8. Retirement — I know everything, now I get to enjoy it
9. Deathbed — I wish I had known that I didn’t know everything

This is part of 7 weeks of a daily writing experiment, while I’m less mobile recovering from surgery. This day #14 of 49. The last post was:

Aiming to be a zero