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I’m glad you enjoyed my douchiest poem! I’ll eventually copy the few poems I have on allpoetry over here(and maybe a few from my collection). I like it here better, it’s less artsy and poetryee. I just don’t fit in over there, everybody looks at me like I’m under dressed and double dipping the caviar.

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