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Crabgrass emerges when your soil temperature reaches 55 degrees Fahrenheit for three straight days. You tend to see it first in compacted soil, but when it spreads through your lawn, it boxes out space for itself and settles into thick beds that fight off the grass you planted. Crabgrass roots…

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I have a son named Cal. He’s three months old and I don’t think it’s hyperbolic at all to say that he is the most perfect being to ever live on earth. He’s adorable and kind and he can already slap things with his hands, which I am pretty certain…

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Let me just say this right out of the gate: I never wanted to give a fucking speech at my old high school.

That being said, I’ve had a public career, and this has led to some of the people I grew up with taking pride in me. It feels…

In 2016, I started a podcast where the premise was I’d tweet out a phone number and talk to whomever called for a full hour straight. I forfeited the ability to hang up. I figured it would be a funny podcast where I’d get prank called by weirdos.

Instead, this…

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Having never had a child, the thing about parents that’s most impressed me up to now is the “you’re okay” thing they pull off.

I am of course talking about a scenario we’ve all seen some version of. You’re sitting at your friend’s kitchen table, catching up. …

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One of the comedians around NYC I’ve always tried to watch and learn from is Gary Gulman. He’s fantastic, and if you haven’t watched his bit about the people who abbreviated the states, please do so now. I’ll wait…

Gary’s incredible, and he’s been posting daily…

“Chris Gethard to mat nine.” The frazzled man shouts it into a microphone. He’s been doing it all day, so I know that hearing my name called over a loudspeaker means I’m about to be disqualified for no-showing my match. I’ve been waiting hours for this moment. There is no…

Chris Gethard

I'm a comedian, podcaster, author, former TV host, character actor, New Jersey enthusiast, and proud dad.

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