Let’s Make Fun of a State. How About…. Michigan?
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If you are at all afraid of heights, or drowning, do not drive across the Mackinac Bridge. Take a strong sedative and let someone else drive. Michigan also has cities called Climax, and Hell. Traverse City is one of the coolest places ever, but so many rich people live there, and the damn traffic is so bad, actual Michiganders no longer go there. If you want to try driving from the Ohio-Michigan border to the Wisconsin-UP border, take a laxative around Clare or you’ll be sorry.