The Proven Path To Change Is Covered In Eggshells

Chris Illuminati
Sep 6, 2018 · 2 min read

It was the last egg.

It was in the shape of a zero. The same sum total of the money in my checking out and amount of edible food in the fridge.

It rolled off the counter and into a million fragments. Just as the Mother Goose fairy tale foretold.

It was my breakfast.

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Author • Bylines on Daily Dot, Fatherly, Rolling Stone & Men's Health to name a few • Recovering a**hole • It's my real last name • http://chrisilluminati.com

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