Donald Trump’s Plan To Reduce The Number Of Mass Shootings Per Year Explained So That Even Liberals Can Understand

There have been more than 352 mass shootings in the U.S. this year — in 333 days. What the liberal media will never tell you is that the real problem is the number of days in the year. It’s just common sense. If there were fewer days in the year, there would be fewer mass shootings in a year. Simple, right?

The liberals say, “That’s crazy”. Awwww....yes, we Conservatives know that something that actually works seems crazy to loser Liberals.

If I am elected president, my plan will allow Americans to have double the number of guns, and only a few mass shootings during our day long year.

Meanwhile, if you haven’t heard, the weak Obama has suggested that we have upwards of 1,500 days a year just to allow for MORE mass shootings to happen annually. That’s his plan, and he believes we’re too stupid to figure out what he’s doing. I can’t remember where I heard him say it, but I’m sure you can look it up online.

This 1,500 day year is clearly part of Obama’s well documented plan to amp up rhetoric against God-fearing real Americans and the guns with which we make sweet love. Once they make all guns look dangerous with their “facts and numbers”, Obama and his minions will come dressed in their rainbow uniforms and take all of the weapons that we love. Even worse, he will do it with full support of the liberals. This plan is so obvious!

Obama wants the 1,500 day year for the sole purpose of making it appear that more mass shootings are happening each year. Doesn’t anyone remember the 254 day years that we had under George W. Bush? Good times. And there were fewer mass shootings annually during those 254 day years, weren’t there? Why can’t anyone see this? Why won’t the liberal media tell the truth?

Well, I will tell the truth. After all, I am the greatest presidential candidate in the history of presidenting. Therefore, what I say must be truth. Nothing else makes sense, right? If I didn’t always tell the truth how would I be what I am, which — as you’ve probably heard- is the greatest, most winningest presidential candidate in the history of presidenting.

This mass shooting madness clearly began when Hillary Clinton convinced her man-servant Bill to push for the 200 day year in 1997. Are you old enough to remember during Ronald Reagan’s term when we had a good old 150 day year, as the Lord intended?

And now, Hillary thinks we’ll let her become president? A person who had blood coming from her wherever?

Can you imagine a 3,000 day year? I saw the female Clinton talking about her plans on one of the Sunday morning shows. I don’t remember which one. I’m sure you can find the tape. It’s not up to me to prove it. I saw it. Maybe you did. I know they’re out there. Look it up. It’s out there unless the Liberal media has destroyed all the evidence. You know how they are.

We know that the Left wants the 3,000 day year just to make it look like there are more mass shooting than ever. We KNOW that if we do not stand up now, they will ultimately take our guns and melt them down to be turned into sex toys for the deviant liberals. This is what liberals do.

Does anyone still doubt this? Have you seen the news? I have. As long as I’m on it, I’ll keep watching it.

Do Americans really want less shooting deaths in a year? Less natural disasters? Less death? Less car accidents? Less sickness? Less debt? I can promise there will be less of all of these every single year with my common sense plan.

Has anyone else outlined a plan that will, without a doubt, make the annual number of mass shootings decline from the hundreds to nearly none? No. Of course not. That’s because none of the other candidates have my vision. I can make this happen with one sweep of my pen. All of my experts agree that this is the one true and obvious, final solution, and we all agree that only I could come up with something so visionary and infallible in achieving our goals.

I’m offering you the greatest common sense solution in the history of solutions.

Vote for a day long year. Vote for Donald Trump.

Also, give me five million dollars to speak because I believe that free speech is important.