Honey ham…it will get you every time. That said, what you engineered on the fly to get? Is it possible to make that into a sellable object that would accommodate those who need to reach in the way you needed to reach? I know your engineer skillz are not mechanical but…ya know? just a thought. btw-pronouns are up for semiotic repurposing as of late mostly in the gender theory world but still, yeah, you’re not a that. ok, wait. Maybe it was just your chair?