How Likely Are These Disney Princes To Drive You To The Airport At 4:15AM?

Christian Becker
Aug 28, 2017 · 3 min read

1. Prince Eric (The Little Mermaid)

THIS GUY dropped his phone in the ocean about a year and a half ago and keeps putting off buying a new one. It’s the perfect way to dodge calls/texts. Plus, he never really picked up his phone much when he had it. Jerk.

2. Flynn Rider (Tangled)

He doesn’t really ever pay for tolls, gas or parking. He actually thinks his look is a form of currency. Because of this, he had his licence revoked this past spring for refusing to pay actual money for a speeding ticket. He just sent the judge a headshot that said “you’re welcome.”

3. Aladdin (Aladdin)

I don’t think he has ever owned a car. He’ll just send a magic carpet. He won’t even be on it driving since Al IS NOT a morning person. So now you’re stuck with a carpet you can’t control and will probably fall off and miss your trip to Burbank.

4. Prince Phillip (Sleeping Beauty)

He doesn’t wake up until 11:00AM AT THE EARLIEST. Not worth trying.

5. Li Shang (Mulan)

Li Shang will drive you for sure…on one condition. Which is just having you listen to his demo tape on the ride there. That demo being just 15 tracks of “I’ll Make A Man Out Of You.” He’s convinced there are subtle differences in each, but nobody has the heart to tell him it’s just the same song.

6. The Prince (Snow White)

Nobody really knows anything about this guy. He could be a serial killer on the run from the police for all we know. Which means he’ll probably drive you if you ask…you’ll just be risking your life. Good luck you, brave solider!

7. Beast (Beauty And The Beast)

YOU TRY WAKING HIM UP THAT EARLY AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. I DARE YOU!

8. Prince Hans (Frozen)

He’ll claim he’s doing it “as a favor” but will then demand you pay him $5,000 for gas. Which you and I both know only costs $4,000 at most.

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