The Solar Eclipse Only Got A 29% on Rotten Tomatoes
Aug 23, 2017 · 1 min read

Summer 2017 continues to be a disaster all around with most film critics taking aim at the disappointing total solar eclipse that took place on Monday. With many calling it an “insult to visual arts” and “worse than The Dark Tower,” it’s surley not going to get the greenlight for a sequel anytime soon (although, I hear they may try to reboot it 2019). The fact that it needed 3D glasses didn’t help either. “They kept telling not to look right at it without the glasses or I’ll die,” said Sal McGregor of the Sunset Post. “I took my chances and now I’ll never have to see another one of these abominations ever again…literally!”