At the lake
Sep 4, 2018 · 1 min read
Three boys are playing in the water. Two teenage lifeguards are on duty.
Kid in the water: Lifeguard! He just drank a bunch of water, what’s going to happen?
The lifeguards consider the kids. One responds: “It’s bad.”
The kids are alarmed.
Kid: Does he like, have to go the hospital or something?
Lifeguard: How much did he drink?”
Kid cups his hands together. “Like this much.”
Lifeguard: Just don’t drink anymore.
