Gilmore Boys
The most comprehensive list of its kind.
5 min readOct 9, 2015
1. Logan. Logan I love you.
2. Leather jacket Jess
3. Luke: I want a man who will force me to eat pancakes
4. Max Medina. I felt horrible for this guy and still do.
5. Tristan Dugray, the patron saint of leaning on things
6. Venture capitalist Logan. A little horrible, but still solidly in the top ten.
7. Don’t worry Dave Rygalski, only 45 to go.
8. The life and death brigade — they all seem like a lot of fun, including the guy who asked Rory to the Quentin Tarantino party and especially the crazy Australian guy.
9. Christopher, Rory’s hot, deadbeat dad.
10. Jackson, especially when angry or produce-whispering
11. Alex from the learning center (Bella Swan’s future father)
12. Asher Fleming, PhD.
13. Unavailable laundry room guy
14. Paul, Lorelai’s inappropriately young guy
15. Jamie, Paris’s oddly understanding guy
16. Jess’s hot deadbeat dad
17. Brian of Hep Alien
18. Zack of Hep Alien
19. Henry Cho
20. Dean Learner (before the fall)
21. Marty
22. Graham the bar ditcher (aka Veronica Mars’s Duncan Kane)
23. Jonathan from Buffy as Yale Daily News Editor in Chief Doyle McMaster
24. Trevor from English class
25. Jon Hamm at Emily’s auction
26. Gil / Sebastian Bach
27. Rune with his beautiful pinched face and horrible hat (after coaching Buffy into greatness in Becoming pt 1 and 2)
28. Dean (after the fall)
29. TJ in Ren Faire geare
30. Seth MacFarlane as future business guy
31. Beau Belleville, Jackson’s brother and future head of the parks department
32. Lane’s Korean beard
33. Mitchum Huntzberger. So mean, in a good way. Head of the old guard of publishing magnates.
34. Philadelphia Jess
35. Dean’s “friends”, including one future New Girl guy
36. Taylor Doose
37. Kirk
38. Jason Stiles. Horrible
39. Grandpa Gilmore aka Lorelai’s deadbeat dad (a lot of deadbeat dads on this list).
40. Rory’s “hot” (??) T.A.
41. Michel
42. Stars Hollows’s fake troubadour
43. Horrible Todd
44. Morey (too nice, too tall)
45. Stars Hollows’s real troubadour
Man, I hate troubadours.