Gilmore Boys

The most comprehensive list of its kind.

1. Logan. Logan I love you.

2. Leather jacket Jess

3. Luke: I want a man who will force me to eat pancakes

4. Max Medina. I felt horrible for this guy and still do.

5. Tristan Dugray, the patron saint of leaning on things

6. Venture capitalist Logan. A little horrible, but still solidly in the top ten.

7. Don’t worry Dave Rygalski, only 45 to go.

8. The life and death brigade — they all seem like a lot of fun, including the guy who asked Rory to the Quentin Tarantino party and especially the crazy Australian guy.

9. Christopher, Rory’s hot, deadbeat dad.

10. Jackson, especially when angry or produce-whispering

11. Alex from the learning center (Bella Swan’s future father)

12. Asher Fleming, PhD.

13. Unavailable laundry room guy

14. Paul, Lorelai’s inappropriately young guy

15. Jamie, Paris’s oddly understanding guy

16. Jess’s hot deadbeat dad

17. Brian of Hep Alien

18. Zack of Hep Alien

19. Henry Cho

20. Dean Learner (before the fall)

21. Marty

22. Graham the bar ditcher (aka Veronica Mars’s Duncan Kane)

23. Jonathan from Buffy as Yale Daily News Editor in Chief Doyle McMaster

24. Trevor from English class

25. Jon Hamm at Emily’s auction

26. Gil / Sebastian Bach

27. Rune with his beautiful pinched face and horrible hat (after coaching Buffy into greatness in Becoming pt 1 and 2)

28. Dean (after the fall)

29. TJ in Ren Faire geare

30. Seth MacFarlane as future business guy

31. Beau Belleville, Jackson’s brother and future head of the parks department

32. Lane’s Korean beard

33. Mitchum Huntzberger. So mean, in a good way. Head of the old guard of publishing magnates.

34. Philadelphia Jess

35. Dean’s “friends”, including one future New Girl guy

36. Taylor Doose

37. Kirk

38. Jason Stiles. Horrible

39. Grandpa Gilmore aka Lorelai’s deadbeat dad (a lot of deadbeat dads on this list).

40. Rory’s “hot” (??) T.A.

41. Michel

42. Stars Hollows’s fake troubadour

43. Horrible Todd

44. Morey (too nice, too tall)

45. Stars Hollows’s real troubadour

Man, I hate troubadours.

Happy hunting!