The Guilty Wank

Occurs when you can’t decide what porn to watch or the porn you have been watching is just not working or you have watched too much recently and you just can’t cum.

You’re horny for something but it’s elusive, so you end up in the most obscure or badly made or totally out of your usual porn categories and you find it…

That angle, sound, facial expression, dirty talk or whatever the fuck kink seems to get you aroused. You just want to get it over with, wincing your way to the end…

When it’s over you feel slightly disgusted and totally unsatisfied, immediately closing the tab, thinking ‘WTF is wrong with me!’ over and over again until you fall asleep.

The next morning you delete your search history and don’t touch yourself again for a little while or until the flashbacks stop…