Strict rules for artists:
1. All art must be SUPER meaningful.
2. There is only one interpretation of an artwork: the critic’s.
3. Art should make you a better person.
4. Art should be beautiful.
5. Art should be popular but misunderstood.
6. Art’s greatness is measured in dollars.
7. Art is better when artists are oppressed.
8. Art should be discouraged in the young lest it lead to radicalism.
9. You are not an artist.
10. Until you break these rules.