Glance clock. The clock you will never get.

I ordered over a year ago. Promise after promise to have it out soon…. Refunds, are impossible, so here I thought I would help.

How do you like these slogans?

Get a glance clock… If you can.

Or.

Glance clock, when you need to be a year out of date.

Or

Glanceclock… When you want the leading technology we can imagine today, deliver in a future when it’s practically obsolete.

Or

(Read with the Spanish accent fro the most interesting guy in the world on dos equies commercials)

I don’t always check the time, cause I am waiting on Glanceclock…

Or

Glanceclock… The most advanced clock you will ever buy… Hey, remember way back when people used clocks?

Or

Glanceclock, for the man who has everything, but doesn’t actually want it in his possession.

Or

Glanceclock, for when you want a smart watch like device cause your to lazy to talk to your smartphone, but only in one particular place in the world.

Or

Glanceclock… What you want. What you need. All in one place. A Chinese factory, with your job cause you sent your fucking money over seas and never got your Glanceclock.

Time after time, glanceclock has proven that they have no idea how to deal with internatational shipments.

I will update my story a bit at a time every 24 hours. CHECK BACK SOON!

I know I am not the only one with complaints…. look around… many people are having issues, AND ITS NOT EVEN OUT YET!

Do you really want to be a beta tester? Who may never get the product? AND YOUR DEBUGGING THIER SHIT FOR FREE!!!

what was I thinking?

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