If you do both, are you schizophrenic? If you pool and then drizzle a little, too? Are you a compromiser or a fence sitter? What if you’re a stirrer as opposed to a one at a timer? Like, you put your tea in with your coffee, or you drink the cream and then the coffee?
Gotta love Medium, nothing like an article that addresses condiment application preferences, gaslighting and Eckhart Tolle all in a short read.
The proper way (for me) is no ketchup, just cider vinegar and salt and preferably purchased right off the boardwalk.