How to Swear Politely

Oh fiddlesticks, I said f*ck!

How to Swear: An Illustrated Guide by Stephen Wildish is a book dedicated to the art of swearing, complete with quick-read charts, diagrams, explications, and strategies to take readers’ salty skills to the next level.

But believe it or not, sometimes there are moments when you really shouldn’t swear. Don’t be sad—there are plenty of alternatives that are safe for children’s ears. Here are some below!


For swearing guidance, history and etymology, and much more, check out How to Swear: An Illustrated Guide today.