Jeff Allen
Sep 6, 2018 · 1 min read

Gentlemen let me help you: women don’t care about your feelings and they don’t want to hear about them. So pack them up and drown them under a bridge like a bag of unwanted kittens. Trust me: you’ll feel much better.

Also:

  1. Never define a relationship — let her bring it up. Otherwise you’re a needy bitch.
  2. Stop texting all the time. You come off as a needy bitch.
  3. Show sexual intent — you’re a man, she’s a woman, and women like men who go after what they want and don’t apologize for it. This is how things are supposed to work. Remember: she’s not going out with you because she wants more friends OR she would have made that quite clear to you.
  4. Be true to who you are: don’t ask her opinion about every little decision and don’t agree to be agreeable. Again, doing these things makes you a needy bitch.
  5. No means no. If she’s not interested, be polite and move on. Many women, as the author shows, are awfully flaky, fickle creatures these days who are unable to communicate like adults (or lose their phone chargers), but luckily for us there are lots of them and plenty are lovely human beings. Find those.

More dating, lifestyle, and other potentially useful thoughts at ChuckingRocks.com.

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