Homelessness Solved, You’re Welcome.
Any successful startup is one that identifies a need and can create a useful solution. We’ve noticed a unique need among some of San Francisco’s residents: The need to not see homeless people.
That’s why we’ve launched CLEANR®, the latest in wearable tech. Our glasses provide an augmented reality experience that ensures the wearer live in an even more isolated world than he or she already is — a world where compassion isn’t necessary and suffering is imaginary.
Here’s how it works. The built-in camera of the CLEANR® glasses scans the wearer’s immediate view, identifies riff raff, and replaces them with more pleasant objects.
CLEANR® offers a wide selection of riff raff replacement options including:
- Potted plant
- Banksy artwork
- Lemonade stand
- Unicorn
- Just a big scribble like someone took a marker to it
Best of all, our software can identify not only riff raff, but people of any socioeconomic status that you deserve to not be subjected to. With a mobile app that syncs to your CLEANR® glasses, simply select the income level of people you prefer be left out of your life experience.
With CLEANR®, the world can be whatever you want it to be, not what it is!
Available A.S.A.P. for only $2,500.99. Get a $50 off coupon with your next Uber ride.
