Caleb Kirkbride
Jul 21, 2017 · 1 min read

Funny grandma K stories pt 1.

On Christmas a few years back my relitively small family got together at my grandpatents house to do the annual song and dance of exchanging gifts. The grandchildren always get stockinged that are filled with little gifts and ransom odds and ends. My grandma Kirkbride always sees our stocking stuffers as a means to clean out her junk drawers. Typically the most obscure thing we ever get is an opened pack of gum with a piece missing. The old standby gift is a grapefruit or some other random fruit that she picked up on sale from the local Kroger. This year in particular when I was opening my stocking there was an old toiletry bag that she said had belonged to my grandpa. I said thanks and she replied that there was something special in there especially for me. When I opened up the bag I found about a dozen condoms that became expired five or six years previous. …..uhhhh thanks grandma

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Caleb Kirkbride

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