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Courtney Kirchoff

Courtney Kirchoff

In defense of doing nothing

I like doing nothing. A lot. Truth is, I try to do nothing as often as I can. Until recently (this morning, to be precise) I felt guilty…

May 16, 2015

In defense of doing nothing

May 16, 2015

Courtney Kirchoff

Why I’m Opting out of Parties

Because it’s okay to say no to something you hate.

Apr 28, 2015

Why I’m Opting out of Parties

Apr 28, 2015

Courtney Kirchoff

On Behalf of “Literally”

In defense of the word “literally” and why you or someone you know should stop misusing the word, lest they drive us figuratively nuts.

Feb 24, 2015

On Behalf of “Literally”

Feb 24, 2015

Courtney Kirchoff

Story Cliches That Must Die

There are a number of cliches that are so overused, the moment I read/see one my stomach considers rejecting my latest meal. Here’s a list.

Feb 24, 2015

Story Cliches That Must Die

Feb 24, 2015

Courtney Kirchoff

The real reason you’re still single

About once a month an article will appear on Yahoo! or Huffington Post or similar, listing all the reasons you’re still single. The…

Feb 19, 2015

Feb 19, 2015

Courtney Kirchoff

The Quick Brown Fox

The untold, unfinished story

Feb 19, 2015

Feb 19, 2015

Courtney Kirchoff

I CrossFit, Therefore I Tear My Hands

When I was a young girl full of delusions, I never thought I’d grow up to be a woman who shaved her palms or went up in t-shirt size to…

Feb 19, 2015

I CrossFit, Therefore I Tear My Hands

Feb 19, 2015

Courtney Kirchoff

Courtney Kirchoff

Freelance writer and graphic designer. Will work for bacon. Wrote a novel: Jaden Baker. See my work: www.courtneykirchoff.com & www.truenorthe.com

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