10 excuses men use to not wear cleaning gloves

1. “My hands are too big for these gloves.” He’ll go on to explain that small gloves cut the blood flow to his hands.
2. “These gloves are way too big for my tiny hands, they keep slipping off.” Yeah, right, you’ll never hear that! Ever.
3. Wearing gloves reduce pleasure & sensation. “If I’m going to do the dishes I want to feel every second of it, okay? I can’t feel if this is a plate or a bowl.”
4. Putting on gloves is an “interruption in the heat of the moment, I can’t deal!”
5. “I don’t need to put on any gloves; these dishes look clean.”
6. He’s drunk and he’ll say things like: “I love you,” and “come on, just the fingertips.”
7. “Honey, I can’t find any gloves. There are no gloves left anywhere on earth so I’m just not gonna use any, okay?”
8. “My hands go numb as soon as I slip one on!”
9. “I’ve never done anything like this before, I mean, dishes?!?”
10. “I got a vasectomy; my equilibrium is off.”