Claudiu SThe Correlations Between Russian Art and Cuisine Focusing on the Pirog Treated Directly and…[A piece I wrote on 2008–08–12, while I was studying abroad in St. Petersburg. Written for some sort of Russian Art class, the reader will…Jan 26, 2017Jan 26, 2017
Claudiu SDishwasher in Highly Unstable “Both Dirty and Clean” StateNorfolk, VA — In a reeling development, a local man’s dishwasher is in the highly unstable and dangerous state of containing both clean and…Jan 10, 2017Jan 10, 2017
Claudiu SClaudiu Reviews RAnd now for another edition of Claudiu reviews reviews.Dec 12, 2016Dec 12, 2016
Claudiu SCircles 2After a delicious meal, I find myself requiring a toothpick. Gazing about, I spot a holder at the opposite edge of the table, lean over to…Dec 7, 2016Dec 7, 2016
Claudiu SCircles 1Fed up with yet another identical day in an identical cubicle in an identical office building, Hugh decides to go to the other side of town…Dec 7, 2016Dec 7, 2016
Claudiu S“Do you want strawberry or banana ice cream for dinner?”“You should know this! Why do you hate me?” She storms out of the kitchen.Jun 18, 2016Jun 18, 2016
Claudiu SArea Man Named Area ManArea, AR — According to local reports, Area Man named Area Man yesterday.Jun 18, 2016Jun 18, 2016
Claudiu SMan’s Shopping Cart Makes No Rational SenseNORFOLK, VA — According to recent reports, the contents of a shopping cart currently in a local grocery store checkout lane make no…Feb 26, 2016Feb 26, 2016
Claudiu SAnd now, a word from our sponsors.Walking down the street. Is that a penny? You pick it up. No, it’s too bright for that, too… yellow. To your right, an appraisal shop. 24…May 4, 2015May 4, 2015
Claudiu SThe prison had always been in the middle of our town. Nobody knew whether it was an accident of…And so went I, a high-schooler, together with my family, to the fairly frequent carnival that stationed around that unacknowledged building…Apr 27, 2015Apr 27, 2015