Once upon a time, a beautiful woman and her husband ventured out to the ghastly evil Zoozie’s lair. Ping told her husband that she sensed that Zoozie was near, because her yucky, stinky aroma scented the air. Zoozie is near. Beware! A mysterious man with a beard touching his bare, smelly toes guided us to her lair. “ZOOZIE HAS AWOKEN!!!” A loud, ear-drum-popping voice came from a bush.