Chuck MyronNow more than ever, words — and cat turds — can hurtDuring these coronavirus times, as we all sit at home, we are all tempted, surely, to check our social media accounts or, heaven help us…Apr 23, 2020Apr 23, 2020
Chuck MyronNovel solutions for the novel coronavirusCertainly, we’ve all read enough about coronavirus by now. So, naturally, this column is about coronavirus!Apr 11, 2020Apr 11, 2020
Chuck MyronI’m over here crying real Volun-tearsNothing is like rooting for a sports team that loses more than it wins. And thank goodness for that, because why blow more than three…Sep 9, 2019Sep 9, 2019
Chuck MyronHurrican’t you see I’m on vacation?Florida is forecast to be hit by a major hurricane, so of course I am traveling to Key West. Now, Key West is just about the only place in…Aug 29, 2019Aug 29, 2019
Chuck MyronAlert the makers of bran-based cereals: I’m about to turn 40It’s finally that time. I’m turning 40 in five days. That means I have about 120 hours* to tie up all the loose ends of being young and…Aug 18, 20191Aug 18, 20191
Chuck MyronTyranny of texting: Wtf happened to my language?Thanks to text messaging, we’re probably all doing more reading and writing than ever before. Also, thanks to text messaging, the English…Aug 11, 2019Aug 11, 2019
Chuck MyronFlorida in the summer: Hell, only rainierWe have now reached the time of year in Florida when there are basically only two kinds of weather conditions:Aug 4, 2019Aug 4, 2019
Chuck MyronGetting older, feeling tired and wearing dorky shirts: This is my lifeOne of the many wondrous joys of getting older is the feeling of being tired all the time. And I say this as someone without young…Jul 28, 2019Jul 28, 2019
Chuck MyronMy VIP experience at the baseball Hall of Fame — aka, why does Bobby Cox think he knows me?The baseball Hall of Fame will be inducting its latest class today, and I was passed over again. But that’s OK, because my career ended at…Jul 21, 2019Jul 21, 2019
Chuck MyronI love sports almost as much as I suck at themIt may come as a shock to you, knowing that I am a 39-year-old heterosexual American man, but I like sports. In fact, I was a professional…Jul 14, 2019Jul 14, 2019
