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Dear Charles

I just shat myself when I guffawed loudly whilst reading your post.

I had to go the the bathroom to rinse my underpants and hang them out discreetly on the line outside so I couldn’t be seen by my family .

If that’s the effect you have on people, no wonder you have no friends.

Your non friend

Clinton

(Ps I better check my track pants in case something leaked through. )

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