The #Resistance Battle Hymn Revealed!

Prefatory note: The following was found left behind at an Antifa counter protest. The text reads “Sung to the Tune of ‘Bohemian Rhapsody.”

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Won in a landslide, where’s President Hillary?

Open your eyes, look outside and see

Trump got elected, no time for bigotry

So we must resist here we go

Swing our bike locks at our foes

You can pick your methods, doesn’t really matter to me, to me.

Mama, just punched a man.

He’s a nazi, so I heard.

Gotta silence all his words.

Mama, life is over soon,

He’s got the nukes, he’ll blow us all away.

Mama, ooh, didn’t mean to make you cry

He’s crazy so we must resist it all!

Resist all! Resist all!

“How” doesn’t really matter.

Too late, the time has come.

Let’s all dress up in black. They wear MAGA we attack.

Goodbye, fascists. You’ve got to go.

We’ll beat you up until you face the truth.

Mama, ooh, I don’t want to die.

If I don’t act they’ll come and kill us all…

(musical interlude)

I see a little tiny handed orange man.

HITLER DUDE! HITLER DUDE! Out the door he must go!

To the streets we’re fighting, intimidating, frightening he!

Mr. Cheeto! (Mr. Cheeto!) Mr. Cheeto! (Mr. Cheeto!) Mr. Cheeto will you go?

(We didn’t vote but we were for Hillary)

They didn’t vote but they were for Hillary!

We must resist Trump’s monstrosity!

Hey Cheeto, Hey Cheeto, will you please just go?

MAGA bro: NO he will not please just go!

Resist bro: Bike locks then if you will not go!

MAGA bro: NO, free speech is ours too, yo!

Resist bro: You speak hate speech, fascist please just go.

The fascists won’t shut up comrades, take up arms and here we go!

RESIST the devils in the red hats who‘ve surrounded me!

Violence, silence! Oh wheee! 
(musical interlude)

We will stomp you and spit in your eye.

Pepper spray you, punch you and leave you to die!

We’re Antifa, Oh yes we’re Antifa,

You’ve gotta get out, just gotta get out with your hate speech!

(musical interlude)

The method doesn’t matter, anyone can see.

We must all Resist him.

We must all Resist him.

You’ll see…