Nerd alert

A six-word story composed only in Javascript reserved words.

new switch! 
long static :( 
return package.

Reference:

The legend of Ernest Hemingway’s six-word story

Nintendo Switch

Javascript’s reserved words

P.S. I haven’t heard of Nintendo Switches having static-ey screens, and I’m not even sure it’s technically possible for that to happen. But there really aren’t a lot of nouns to choose from in Javascript’s keywords. My alternative was making a poem about a debugger.

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