Don’t tell me what my browser can’t do!

Chances are, your guess is wrong!

Arrogance towards possible customers never pays out - as shown in “Pretty Woman”

There is nothing more frustrating than being capable of something and not getting a chance to do it. The same goes for being blocked out from something although you are capable of consuming it. Or you’re even willing to put some extra effort or even money in and you still don’t get to consume it.

For example, I’d happily pay $50 a month to get access to Netflix’s world-wide library from any country I’m in. But the companies Netflix get their content from won’t go for that. Movies and TV show are budgeted by predicted revenue in different geographical markets with month-long breaks in between the releases. A world-wide network capable of delivering content in real time? Preposterous — let’s shut that down.

On a less “let’s break a 100 year old monopoly” scale of annoyance, I tweeted yesterday something glib and apparently cruel:

And I stand by this. I went to a web site that promised me some cute, pointless animation and technological demo. I was using Firefox Nightly — a WebGL capable browser. I also went there with Microsoft Edge — another WebGL capable browser. Finally, using Chrome, I was able to delight in seeing an animation.

I’m not saying the creators of that thing lack in development capabilities. The demo was slick, beautiful and well coded. They still do lack in two things developers of web products (and I count apps into that) should have: empathy for the end user and an understanding that they are not in control.

Now, I am a pretty capable technical person. When you tell me that I might be lacking WebGL, I know what you mean. I don’t lack WebGL. I was blocked out because the web site did browser sniffing instead of capability testing. But I know what could be the problem.

A normal user of the web has no idea what WebGL is and — if you’re lucky — will try to find it on an app store. If you’re not lucky all you did is confuse a person. A person who went through the effort to click a link, open a browser and wait for you thing to load. A person that feels stupid for using your product as they have no clue what WebGL is and won’t ask. Humans hate feeling stupid and we do anything not to appear it or show it.

This is what I mean by empathy for the end user. Our problems should never become theirs.

A cryptic error message telling the user that they lack some technology helps nobody and is sloppy development at best, sheer arrogance at worst.

The web is, sadly enough, littered with unhelpful error messages and assumptions that it is the user’s fault when they can’t consume the thing we built.

Here’s a reality check — this is what our users should have to do to consume the things we build:

That’s right. Nothing. This is the web. Everybody is invited to consume, contribute and create. This is what made it the success it is. This is what will make it outlive whatever other platform threatens it with shiny impressive interactions. Interactions at that time impossible to achieve with web technologies.

Whenever I mention this, the knee-jerk reaction is the same:

How can you expect us to build delightful experiences close to magic (and whatever other soundbites were in the last Apple keynote) if we keep having to support old browsers and users with terrible setups?

You don’t have to support old browsers and terrible setups. But you are not allowed to block them out. It is a simple matter of giving a usable interface to end users. A button that does nothing when you click it is not a good experience. Test if the functionality is available, then create or show the button. This is as simple as it is.

If you really have to rely on some technology then show people what they are missing out on and tell them how to upgrade. A screenshot or a video of a WebGL animation is still lovely to see. A message telling me I have no WebGL less so.

Even more on the black and white scale, what the discussion boils down to is in essence:

But it is 2016 — surely we can expect people to have JavaScript enabled — it is after all “the assembly language of the web”

Despite the cringe-worthy misquote of the assembly language thing, here is a harsh truth:

You can absolutely expect JavaScript to be available on your end users computers in 2016. At the same time it is painfully naive to expect it to work under all circumstances.

JavaScript is brittle. HTML and CSS both are fault tolerant. If something goes wrong in HTML, browsers either display the content of the element or try to fix minor issues like unclosed elements for you. CSS skips lines of code it can’t understand and merrily goes on its way to show the rest of it. JavaScript breaks on errors and tells you that something went wrong. It will not execute the rest of the script, but throws in the towel and tells you to get your house in order first.

There are many outside influences that will interfere with the execution of your JavaScript. That’s why a non-naive and non-arrogant — a dedicated and seasoned web developer — will never rely on it. Instead, you treat it as an enhancement and in an almost paranoid fashion test for the availability of everything before you access it.

Sorry (not sorry) — this will never go away. This is the nature of JavaScript. And it is a good thing. It means we can access new features of the language as they come along instead of getting stuck in a certain state. It means we have to think about using it every time instead of relying on libraries to do the work for us. It means that we need to keep evolving with the web — a living and constantly changing medium, and not a software platform. That’s just part of it.

This is why the whole discussion about JavaScript enabled or disabled is a massive waste of time. It is not the availability of JavaScript we need to worry about. It is our products breaking in perfectly capable environments because we rely on perfect execution instead of writing defensive code. A tumblr like Sigh, JavaScript is fun, but is pithy finger-pointing.

There is nothing wrong with using JavaScript to build things. Just be aware that the error handling is your responsibility.

Any message telling the user that they have to turn on JavaScript to use a certain product is a proof that you care more about your developer convenience than your users. The people who turn off JavaScript are not your problem - the capable setups that fail because of other errors are.

It is damn hard these days to turn off JavaScript - you are complaining about a almost non-existent issue and tell the confused user to do something they don’t know how to.

The chance that something in the JavaScript execution of any of your dozens of dependencies went wrong is much higher - and this is your job to fix. This is why advice like using noscript to provide alternative content is terrible. It means you double your workload instead of enhancing what works. Who knows? If you start with something not JavaScript dependent (or running it server side) you might find that you don’t need the complex solution you started with in the first place. Faster, smaller, easier. Sounds good, right?

So, please, stop sniffing my browser, you will fail and tell me lies. Stop pretending that working with a brittle technology is the user’s fault when something goes wrong.

As web developers we work in the service industry. We deliver products to people. And keeping these people happy and non-worried is our job. Nothing more, nothing less.

Without users, your product is nothing. Sure, we are better paid and well educated and we are not flipping burgers. But we have no right whatsoever to be arrogant and not understanding that our mistakes are not the fault of our end users.

Our demeanor when complaining about how stupid our end users and their terrible setups are reminds me of this Mitchell and Webb sketch.

Don’t be that person. Our job is to enable people to consume, participate and create the web. This is magic. This is beautiful. This is incredibly rewarding. The next markets we should care about are ready to be as excited about the web as we were when we first encountered it. Browsers are good these days. Use what they offer after testing for it and enjoy what you can achieve. Don’t tell the user when things go wrong - they can not fix what you messed up.